i thought the “AND THE CROWD GOES HOME” style jokes were very funny but unfortunately my autistic ass has now become obsessed with just spamming these emojis on everything i say for dramatic effect to an obnoxious level LOOK AT THESE GUYS ☝️‼️💯💪☝️💥‼️🔥💯💪‼️💯☝️☝️☝️☝️
but why there is no reason to do that 😀😁😃😄🙃😁😀😄😃🙃😄🙃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😃😁😀😁😀🙃😄😀😁😃😁😃😄😃😉😀😉🙃😃😃😄🙃😄😀😄🙃😄😀😄🙃😄😃😄🙃😄😀😁🙃😄😀😁🙃😄😀😃🙂😁🙂😄🙃😄😃😄😀😄🙃😄🙃😁😀😄🙃😄😀😄😃😄🙂😁😃😄🙃😄😀😄😃😃🙂😁🙃😄😀😄🙃😄🙃😄😀😄🙂😄🙃😄😀😀😄🙃😄🙂😃😃🙃😄😀😃😗😄😀🙃😗😀🙃😀🙃😀🙃😀😄🙂😄🙃😃😀🙃😃😄😀🙃😀🙃😀😄😃🙃😀😁😃🙃😁😀😄🙃😁😃😁😀🙃🦍😄🙃😄😀😄😃😄😀😄🙂😄🙃😄😃😁😀🙃😄😃😄😃😁😃😄😃😄😀🙃😄🙃😄😃😄🙃😄
banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that
‘you have x many followers’ those r cadavers girl. corpses. abandoned vessels of blogs who once were. its the apocalypse in there. its me and my 5 mutuals against the world.
somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn’t inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.
If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.
This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren’t spicy foods
Also: this applies to bananas, kiwi, boba tea pearls, soy sauce, cantaloupe, honey, and mangoes.
Muriel Fahrion, the creator of Strawberry Shortcake and Care Bears, was under a work for hire contract when she created them and as a result has received no residuals over the last 40+ years. If you like either of those properties, consider purchasing something from her website. She has art and cute jewelry!
ALT
